Listen, I don’t have a problem with heterosexuals, I work with one, I’m just not sure if I’m comfortable with seeing them on t.v. where impressionable young children can see them.
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
you know who id never play charades against
you know who id never play karaoke with
you know who id never go to the movies with
you know who id never go against in anything ever
*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*