folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent


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agonyandagony:

charles said something that REALLY fricked me up yesterday. i was force-feeding him pictures and videos from my 1d shows (see above) and kicking my feet in the air about how louis is ALWAYS singing with his hand on his stomach as if he is BODILY PUSHING THE MUSIC OUT OF HIS MOUTH-HOLE, and charles was like, “oh, yeah, they made us do that in glee club sometimes so that you’re aware of your diaphragm and keep your technique and breathing in check. it’s a training thing, although ppl usually don’t do it during performances.”

so NATURALLY now i am in a TERRIBLE DEATH SPIRAL of louis “i’d rate my chances at about zero” tomlinson, 18 years old, got accepted to the x-factor even though he’s not real sure HOW, and outwardly he’s protecting himself in EVERY WAY HE CAN THINK OF which is mainly to rely on being PERSONABLE and GREGARIOUS and ASSUME DEFEAT IS INEVITABLE SO IT STINGS LESS IF (WHEN) IT COMES, but at the same time he’s being taught proper singing technique for the first time and QUIETLY LATCHING ONTO IT LIKE A BILLION-LIMBED OCTOPUS, like FULL-ASS INTERNALIZING ANY ADVICE AND POTENTIAL ADVANTAGE HE CAN GET, especially now that it’s not just HIM but he’s part of a GROUP and even if he doesn’t BELIEVE IT he still wants to DO SO GOOD, WANTS IT SO BAD, AND AS A RESULT FINDS HIMSELF PRESSING HIS LIL PAW INTO HIS STOMACH DURING PERFORMANCES SO FORCEFULLY LIKE HE CAN PHYSICALLY EXPEL THE WANT OUT OF HIM THAT WAY.

AND HOW FOUR YEARS LATER HE’S STILL DOING THAT SAME GODDANGED THING, AS A SAFETY NET OR A NERVOUS HABIT OR A HOLDOVER FROM A BOY WHO WAS SO SURE HE WAS DOOMED BEFORE HE EVEN STARTED AND IS NOW A BAJILLIONAIRE SUPERSTAR BUT STILL FEELS THE NEED TO APOLOGIZE IN THEIR FEATURE-LENGTH MOVIE TO THE PLAIN WHITE TEES FOR HIS AUDITION SONG ANYWAY. LOUIS TOMLINSON: ADULT MAN, HUMAN BEING (?) WITH HABITS AND THOUGHTS AND COMPLEXITIES AND INTERNALIZED COPING MECHANISMS, A TANGLE OF WIRES AND SHORT FUSES AND SCRABBLED-TOGETHER CONNECTIONS. I AM IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN AND REQUIRE IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION.


get to know me meme [3/5] movies: pacific rim
"When I was a kid, whenever I’d feel small or lonely, I’d look up at the stars. Wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction. When alien life entered our world, it was from deep beneath the Pacific Ocean."

mybygonevexations:

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

This reminds me of when an acquaintance who was way better at math than me stopped my emotional breakdown before the physics final in its tracks by telling me all I had to do was get eight questions right and I would get the final grade I wanted.

We need people and websites like this.


im cute ok whatever


posted September 2nd with 47 notes -

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of National Dog Day, here’s a video of my sister’s dog struggling to get inside.

posted September 1st via source with 34,906 notes -

tadeles:

five boys at the top of the world, with nowhere to go but up


Aug.30.2014



soulgems:

soulgems:

FINALLY. I HAD TO STRETCH THE HOLE SO MUCH TO FIT IT AND I FINALLY HAD IT WIDE ENOUGH TO SHOVE IT IN BUT IT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE OPENING IT’S SO TIGHT

I just realized how this sounds and I’d like to make sure everyone knows that I was talking about trying to put an oversized straw into my juicebox




ink-its-art:

1kidsentertainment:

sempiternal-memory:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

I bet this poor person has gotten plenty of hate filled messages from people that didn’t read the caption and think she used real hair dye.

COTTON CANDY KITTY

OMG SO FLUFFY 




i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them


styleslaurent:

oh my god my ex-flatmate threw her phone to harry on stage last night in chicago and he couldnt get it back to her so he kept it and texted her sister this after the show








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